The Boreds Prayer

Today I thought, is a good day to join a working bee with friends to see if I could break my back.  Oh, what joy, success. Brings out my spiritual side. 

Dear father, who farts at seven,

mellowed be your name,

your trees be chopped, my back has stopped on earth,

as well as the couch

Give me this day lots of Voltarin

and forgive my bad language

because my back is killing me

and it’s leading me into temptation

cos wine will kill the pain

and I don’t want to abstain


An women

and don’t even start me on yesterday….


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